Here are my favorite ways to pleasure you.I dare you to rub the back of my throat with your cock.You’re going to fuck me up against the wall next time we have sex.I want to see everywhere your cock will fit in my body.I’ll be wearing anything you want and doing anything you want me to when you get home/come over.Do you want to cum on my face/breasts/stomach the next time I see you?.I want to suck your cock better than anyone has before.Every time I fantasize about us having sex, I imagine you tying me up and having your way with me.I can’t wait until you’re stripping me from my clothes, undoing every button, strap, and zipper, and doing whatever you want with my body.I don’t think I’ll be able to wait long enough to take all my clothes off the next time we fuck.I can’t help but touch myself when I think about you.I was so loud when I was thinking about you and masturbating.

While you absolutely have bodily and sexual autonomy, it’s just helpful to know how guys might think when they receive one of the following messages. If you send these to a guy, he may expect you to have sex with him. The dirty text messages below are the dirtiest of this list! There’s no playing coy. Is it bad if I’ve already masturbated today and it’s not even noon?.What I need right now: sleep, food, and sex.I don’t care if you rip my clothes to shreds when you undress me.I haven’t even had time to get dressed first! I know you’ve already had dinner, but what about dessert?.Let’s explore each other’s erogenous zones.I found this new site called the Bad Girls Bible, and I’ve got so many naughty ideas!.I can’t figure out whether I like you best on top of me, beneath me, or next to me.We should buy me a toy that I can use when we can’t be together.I’ll show you the whole thing if you guess the number I’m thinking! It’s between 1 and 10. Is your tongue made of magic? Otherwise, I don’t know how you do that.Have you ever wanted to have sex in public?.I can’t believe how our bodies fit together.I found something that reminds me of us.If you FaceTime me right now, you’ll like what you see!.Do you know the most sensitive part of my body?.You scream for ice cream I scream for _ (fill in the blank).You’re so skilled that you could teach lessons in sex!.I just want to spend all night with your body next to mine.If you guess what I’m doing now, I’ll send you a picture of it.Do you think I make too much noise in bed? Next time we can try a ball gag.

I’ve been interested in rough sex for as long as I can remember.

Name a body part, and I’ll send a picture of it.

Something will be different about my body when you see me next.

Do you think I should go commando tonight?.

I bet I can make your squirm/moan/pant.

I’ve been planning what I’ll do to you in bed all week.

Sometimes I see you, and it’s like I’m out of control.

What’s the greatest memory you have of us having sex? (You can also describe your own).

Send a picture of two lingerie options from your closet or a lingerie store, asking him to pick one.

Guess what I’m going to do the next time I see you.

I wanna know the dirtiest fantasy you’ve ever had.

I’m just thinking about the last time we were together.

What’s it called when you love sucking on things? An oral fixation? Yea, I’ve got that.

But you’re not breaking out the most explicit language… yet. There’s no denying that you’re in a sexy kinda mood when you use these dirty text messages, and they’re less likely to be misconstrued.

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